A LIZARD AND ITS PREDICTION

i was sitting in easy chair and reading  news paper and all of a sudden a lizard has jumped from the wall

and fall on my hair as i have never expected this i have jumped from the chair . My wife who was preparing

break fast suddenly came to me asked what has happened In this juncture i would like to tell me about my 

wife she is a orthodox woman who have strong belief in astrology like parrot astrology and ofcourse Lizard

astrology . She immediately referred to "PANCHANG" to know what is the prediction if the lizard falls on hair 

It was written that if lizard falls on hair the person will die . My wife was frightened and started to cry that some thing will happened to me . She even arranged for "AYUSH HOMA" for my long life The house full of noise was soundless

and calm . In the evening i went near the easy chair , to my astonishment i find i  saw the same lizard in lifeless

condition and i cannot control mu laughter and said to my wife " The prediction is absolutely true and the death is not to me but only to the lizard which has given the prediction .. 

IS INDUCTION STOVE A HEALTH HAZARD ?

How Induction Works

The Circulon.com website explains that induction coils are connected to electronic power that generates a magnetic field. The electromagnetic field oscillates, causing the electrons in the metal pan to move rapidly back and forth, making the pan get hot enough to cook food. The coils and the glass cooktop that covers them do not get hot, because they do not contain magnetic material.

Radiation Risks

Induction cooktops produce extremely low frequency radiation, similar to microwave radio frequency. According to TheInductionSite.com, this type of radiation diminishes to nothing at distances of a few inches to about a foot from the source. During normal use, you will not be close enough to the operating induction unit to absorb any radiation.

Cardiac Implant Risks

Studies have been done to determine the safety of induction cooking for those who have implanted pacemakers or defibrillators. An article at PubMed.gov reports pacemakers do not cause induction cooking unit interference. Another report published in "Europace" notes that problems may arise with an implanted pacemaker if it is unipolar and left-sided and the person is standing close to the cooktop where a pan is not placed concentrically over the coil.

The above observation it is clarified that no radiation health hazard if you keep a few inches distance

From the induction stove as the radiation produced is very low frequency.

MACHINE

 Dear friends

This posting is to show the humour  in it and my intention is not to degrade Indians

As an Indian iam having pride to say that  we are the people with sharp brain and intellegancy

In U.S. they invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.

In U.S.A,

in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;

In UK ,

in 30 minutes it caught 50 thieves;

In Spain ,

in 30 minutes it caught 65 thieves;

In Ghana ,

in 30 minutes it caught 600 thieves;

In India ,

in 15 minutes the machine was stolen!!!

Jai Ho India !!

EVIL AND GOOD

THE EVIL YOU DO REAMINS WITH YOU THE GOOD YOU DO COME BACK TO YOU  

 A WOMAN BAKED CHAPPATIS for members of her family and an extra one for a hungry passerby. She kept the extra chappati on the window-sill, for whosoever would take it away. Everyday, a hunchback came and took away the chappati. Instead of expressing gratitude, he muttered the following words as he went his way: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" This went on, day after day. Everyday, the hunch-back came, picked up the chappati and uttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"

The woman felt irritated. "Not a word of gratitude," she said to herself. "Everyday this hunchback utters this jingle! What does he mean?"

One day, exasperated, she decided to do away with him. "I shall get rid of this hunchback," she said. And what did she do? She added poison to the chappati she prepared for him! As she was about to keep it on the window sill, her hands trembled. "What is this I am doing?" she said. Immediately, she threw the chapati into the fire, prepared another one and kept it on the window- sill. As usual, the hunchback came, picked up the chappati and muttered the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!" The hunchback proceeded on his way, blissfully unaware of the war raging in the mind of the woman.

Everyday, as the woman placed the chappati on the window-sill, she offered a prayer for her son who had gone to a distant place to seek his fortune. For many months, she had no news of him. She prayed for his safe return.

That evening, there was a knock on the door. As she opened it, she was surprised to find her son standing in the doorway. He had grown thin and lean. His garments were tattered and torn. He was hungry, starved and weak. As he saw his mother, he said, "Mom, it's a miracle I'm here. While I was but a mile away, I was so famished that I collapsed. I would have died, but just then an old hunchback passed by. I begged of him for a morsel of food, and he was kind enough to give me a whole chappati. As he gave it to me, he said, "This is what I eat everyday: today, I shall give it to you, for your need is greater than mine!"

As the mother heard those words, her face turned pale. She leaned against the door for support. She remembered the poisoned chappati that she had made that morning. Had she not burnt it in the fire, it would have been eaten by her own son, and he would have lost his life! It was then that she realized the significance of the words: "The evil you do, remains with you: The good you do, comes back to you!"

DECENT HUMOUR

The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you

want to live with your mummy?

LG - No, my mummy beats me.

J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

LG - No, my daddy beats me too.

J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?

LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody!!!

A big Indian walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash and asked the bartender, 'Do

you serve Pakistanis here?' 'Sure we do,' replied the bartender. 'Good,' said the Sardar.

'Give me a beer, and one Pakistani for my tiger.'

ALL THINGS YOU WANTS TO KNOW ABOUT ORKUT

A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident....

But the gal's name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!

He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..

Things went as planned...

N he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!

It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a

Word with this guy n took over this application,

This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year,

Which we today know as ORKUT

The guy's name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to

Monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!

Some other Cool Facts about this guy:

* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.

* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.

* He gets $8 when your friend's friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if

Anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.

* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.

* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.

* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.

* He gets $2 when you become somebody's fan.

* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.

* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.

* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.

* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend's scrap-book & $0.5 every time

You view your friend's friend-list.

THIS IS FOR YOU TO LAUGH

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday

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Waiter: Would you like your coffee black?

Customer: What other colors do you have?

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Manager: Sorry, but I can't give u a job. I don't need much help.

Job Applicant: That's all right. In fact I'm just the right person in this case. You see, I won't be of much help anyway!!

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Dad: Son, what do u want for ur birthday?

Son: Not much dad, Just a radio with a sports car around it.

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Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

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Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.

Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me!

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Man: Officer! There's a bomb in my garden!

Officer: Don't worry. If no one claims it within three days, you can keep it.

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!