Thursday, April 4, 2013

A SATIRE ON HOW GOVERNMENT WORKS


How Government Works – Funny Joke


How Government Works - Funny Joke
Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert. Congress said someone may steal from it at night, so they created a night watchman position (GS-4) and hired a person for the job.
Then Congress said, “How does the watchman do his job without instruction?” So they created a planning position and hired two people: one person to write the instructions (GS-12) and one person to do time studies (GS-11).

Then Congress said, “How will we know the night watchman is doing the tasks correctly?” So they created a Q.C. position and hired two people, one GS-9 to do the studies and one GS-11 to write the reports.
Then Congress said, “How are these people going to get paid?” So they created the following positions, a timekeeper (GS-09) and a payroll officer (GS-11) and hired two people.
Then Congress said, “Who will be accountable for all of these people?”
So they created an administrative position and hired three people: an Admin. Officer (GM-13), an Assistant Admin. Officer (GS-13) and a Legal Secretary (GS-08).
Then Congress said, “We have had this command in operation for one year and we are $18,000 over budget, we must cutback overall cost,” so they laid off the night watchman.

Courtesy :- Web Jokes 

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

SARCASTIC STATEMENT ABOUT OUR POLITICIANS


SARCASTIC STATEMENT ABOUT OUR LEADERS

Man Mohan Singh :-  He is only MUM Mohan singh
Solving all problems by simply keeping his mouth shut
Best actor under the able direction of Sonia

Sonia :- Italian Sonia Congress private Ltd and a
A good puppet player

Rahul :- One man army to destroy congress and where
Ever he goes for canvassing it is sure that congress will
Be defeated.

JayaLalitha :- Know the art of fooling the public , Credit
Goes to her for making tamilnadu Darker. She is waiting
For a good writer to write her speech  

Karunanidhi :- His attitude towards srllanka tamilians made
Him to loose his crown . Now trying his level best to remove
The black dot in his political carrie

Mamta “- Hitler Didi never care for the state as well as the
Criticism from the opponents. Her main aim was to topple
Manmohan singh government.

CBI :- A weopon used by the government to  make the other
Parties to stick to their alliance .

Dig Vijay Singh :- A faithful dog of Sonia which waggle its tail
And go behind minorities for their vote bank >He is Rather
THICK (Skinned) Vijay singh who tolerate any criticism

MAnis Tiwari :- His Masters (Sonia) voice a mouth piece of
Congress party.

Congress:- A party waiting for its funeral in all the states
Bolo Ram naam Satya hai.

WHAT IS ETIQUETTE


               What is etiquette?

Hindu philosophy never allow any one to talk ill about any
Person who is no more. And giving comment about the bad
Quality of a person who is no more is not a good manner..
Because it is a belief that whether a good man or bad man he
 is reaching the feet Of god

 When I was working VSNL  I had many good friends who
Synchronize With me some person and me who are not amicable
with me. However, I have not treated them as enemies as I felt that
its is only the difference of opinion and  not a prejudice against any
Individual. If any thing happened to them, I was the first man to visit
Them and inquire about their health. I have attended many funeral of
Many people who were not having speaking term with me. As
I have strong belief that wills not a permanent friend or enemy.

Eagle VS Snake


Tuesday, April 2, 2013

SOME INSPIRATIONAL TEXTS


SOME INSPIRATIONAL TEXTS
It’s good
to discover
a beautiful mind…
but the greatest gift
is to discover
a beautiful heart…
in a good person…
like you!
Good morning and God bless!
WHAT IS LIFE ?
Life is not about having all that you want;
it’s about appreciating all that you have.
To fail means you’ve tried.
To hurt means you’ve tried.
To hurt means you’ve loved.
And to survive means you’ve learned.
Let the love of GOD Lighten our life.
Let His Kindness mold us into His presence.
Let Him be our guide as we travel the road of Life…. And let His word be our guiding light…This is call and let us make His life worth and present in our day to day life….GOD bless you always!

“Hope doesn’t come from calculating whether the good news is winning out over the bad. It’s simply a choice to take action.” – Anna Lappe, Small Planet Fund

The great thing a little lamp can do which the big sun cannot do is to give light at night. It shows no one is superior by size but by purpose. If we cannot do great things, we can do small things in a great way. Little things make a big difference to GOD. Happy Sunday!

Our lives are made up of a million moments spent in a million different ways.
Some are spent searching for love, peace & success. Others for surviving day to day. But there’s no greater moment than finding that life is meant to be lived one day at a time with GOD. Gudam.