COMEDY YOU WILL LIKE
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your
parents are getting divorced do you
want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never
beat anybody!!!
A big Indian walked into a bar with his pet tiger on a leash
and asked the bartender, 'Do
you serve Pakistanis here?' 'Sure we do,' replied the bartender.
'Good,' said the Sardar.
'Give me a beer, and one
Pakistani for my tiger
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