Mental hospital ka doctor
apni wife ko kehta hai: Pagalon ke saath reh reh kar mein adha pagal to ho hi gaya hoon.
Funny Wife: Kabhi koi kaam poora bhi kar liya karo.
Train chali, Sardar Ji ik
Dibbe me Chad
gaye.
TT bola: Q phaji? Dikta nahi, Ladies ka dibba haii?
Funny Sardar Ji: Sorry Ji Sorry ! Mere ko laga aap Mard ho...
Saas:
Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 aankhe di. Chawal me se 2-4
pathar nahi nikal sakti.
Bahu:
Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 daant diye 2-4 pathar nahi
chaba sakti kya.
Husband Wife ja rhe the.
Raste main Gadha (ass) Mila.
Wife: Tumhare Ristedar hai, Namaste to karo.
Funny Husband: Namaste SASURJI
Pandit: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me
dunga.
Thodi dur ja k Pandit ko
50 rupye mil gaye.
Funny Pandit: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye
Courtesy :- Lite jokes
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