Saturday, January 26, 2013

Realistc laws


REALISTC LAWS THAT NEWTON FORGOT TO STATE


Law of queue:-     If you change the queues , the one you
have left will starts move faster than the one you are in now

Law of telephone :-  When you dial a wrong number  you
 Never get engaged tone .

Law of mechanical repair :-   After your hands become coated
With grease your nose will begin to itch .

Law of Workshop:-  Any tool when dropped will roll to the least
Accessible corner .

Law od Alibi :-    If you tell the boss you are late for work
Because  you had a flat tyre  , the next morning you will have
Flat tyre .

Bath room Theory :- When the body is immersed in water
The telephone will rings .

Law of encounter :-  The probability of meeting some one
You know increases when you are with some one , you
Don’t want to be seen .

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