MR.BANIYA PLEASE EXCUSE

BANIYA PLEASE EXCUSE IT IS ONLY JOKES

Baniya: Yeh kela(banana) kaisay diya?

 Shopkeeper: 1Rs.

 Baniya: 60 Paisa ka deta hai?

 S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka milega.

 Baniya:Ley 40 paisay, chilka rakh aur kela day de

 Baniya on his death time.

 My wife, where r u ?

 Wife:Yes, I’m here

 My sons daughters ru all here?

 Yes, Papa

 Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre

 ka pankha Q khula hay ??? :D:D:D

 Baniya 14th floor se neche gira

 Girte waqt usne

 apni ghar ki khirki me

 apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha

 to chilla k bola

 MERI ROTI NAHI PAKANA!

 Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski

 jaan bachai.

 Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.

 Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,

 Baniya ne phir khoon dia.

 Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,

 Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?

 Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor

 raha hay:)

 Baniya called a newspaper office and

 asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?

 NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.

 Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho "Chacha Guzar

 Gaye".

 Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!

 Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do..... Acha likho....... ..

 ........... .

 Chacha Guzar Gaye - Maruti for Sale .

 Baniya ask to Taxi Driver: CP wale gurudware jayega kya?

 Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga.

 Baniya ne jaib se lunchbox nikala or kaha:

 Wapsi main langar ka khana lete aana.

 Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,

 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,

 Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna main to bhookha hi mar

 jaon ga

 Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha

 Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha

 Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

 Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

 सरदारों पर बहुत हो गया

 Posted by  Rajaniyer  at 4:17 AM 0 comments  

Chilly Question & Ans.-Very good fun

 Chilly Question & Ans.

Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?

Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday