A COWBOY AND HIS HORSE

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at the saloon for a drink.

Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on
newcomers. When he left the bar some time later, he realised that
his horse had been stolen.

The cowboy rushed back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into
the air, caught it above his head without even looking, and then
fired a shot into the ceiling. "Who stole my horse!" he yelled
with surprising forcefulness.

No one answered.

"I'm gonna have another beer and if my horse ain't back outside by
the time I'm finished, I'm gonna do what I did back in Texas. And
let me tell you, I don't wanna have to do what I did back in
Texas!"

Some of the locals shifted restlessly.

The cowboy had another beer, then walked outside to find his horse
was back. So, he saddled up and prepared to ride out of town.

The bartender wandered out of the bar and said, "Say partner, what
happened in Texas anyway?"

The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home!"

COURTESY :- FROM ONE OF THE BLOGSPOT