FRUIT SALAD

Doctor's prescription for today :
Cute little smile for breakfast;
more laughter for lunch;
happiness for dinner.
Doctor's fee - whole day think of me.

 

Santa ke ghar uske sasural wale aaye,
biwi boli jao bahar se kuch le kar aao.
Santa bahar gaya or taxi lekar aa gaya

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• Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

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It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.

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Sardar in airplane going to Bombay. While its landing he was excited and shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Sardar: "Ok. Ombay. Ombay"

Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.

Son: papa, 4+3 kithne hai?
Sardar: ullu ke patthe, gadhe, idiot, naalaayak, besharam, tujhe kuch nahi aathaa? Jaa andhar se CALCULATOR le ke Aa..

One Young fish asked the mother fish :- 

Why cant we live in land instead of water ?

Mother fish :- Land is not suitable for fishes

               and it is only for the SELFISH 

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Expansion for PAINS 

P  -  Possitive 

A -   Approach 

I   -   In

N -   Negative 

S -   Situation 

Now we can bear any pains 

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