MIRCHI JOKES MASALA

Girl: Ye Jo Samne Ladka Betha Hai,
iska Naam Kya Hai ?
Waiter: Yeh "pappu" Hain.
Girl: Yeh Mujhe 1 Ghante Se
Pareshan Kar Rahe Hain :/
Waiter: Magar Wo To ApkiTaraf
Dekh Bhi Nahi Rahe ?
Girl:Yahi To Pareshaniii Hai
Moral: Duniya pappu jese Shareefon Ko
Jeenay Nahi Deti. . . . . . :

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INDIAN MOVIES:"
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1. At least one of the identicalt twins
is born evil.
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2. While defusing a bomb, do not
worry, whichever wire you cut u'll
always choose the
right"
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3. A hero will show no pain, while
getting beaten
up,
but will show pain when a girlcleans
up his wound.
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4. A detective can solve a case only
when he is
suspended from duty..
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5. If you decide to start dancing on
the
street, everyone you meet will know
the steps.. :

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Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
Papu: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Papu: Can you touch yourbrain?
Teacher: No
Papu: Oho ok, So you have no brain! :p...
hahaha Sare Students

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Husband : Agar Mai marr gaya tohtum dusri
shaadi
karogi??
Wife : Nahin, Mai apni behen ke saath poori
zindagi
reh lungi
Wife : Agar Mai marr gayi toh tum dusri shaadi
karoge??
Husband : Mai bhi tumari behen ke saath poori
zindagi rehlunga :

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1 Ladka Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udas
Baita Tha
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Dost aaya Pepsi Pee Gaya aur pucha
Yaar tu Udaas Q Hai......??
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Dost bola Yaar Aaj ka Din hi Bura
hai.
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Subah GF Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
.
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Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi.
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0ffice Late Pahuncha To Boss ne
Naukri Se Nikal Diya.
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Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER
Milaya par .
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