LAUGH ! LAUGH !! LAUGH !!!

LAUGH !  LAUGH!!   LAUGH!!

A man went to a Veterinary Doctor and told

Dr Iam having a Horse,

Doctor asked , What is the Problem with the Horse

The man replied , ” Some times it walks alright,

but some times it cannot even stand .

Then Doctor replied, When the Horse is able to walk ,

 Immediately SELL it off .

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Mother In-Law asked her Son In-Law,

“How is possible to have 8 Children in 4 Years ? ,

Then Son In-Law replied , ” Iam poor ,  I agree ,

 But I have promised You that I will NEVER keep

your daughter empty Stomach”

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A scientist cut the legs of a Fly and told ,

“now go away , fly away”

but the fly could not fly

Then the scientist shouted,

“ Hurrah, now I have invented, that Fly cannot

 hear when its legs are cut

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A priest told a man , “In your life there will be 12 Girls “

The man was very excited and thanked the Priest.

Then the priest told him , ” Why are you so excited

, I meant you will be having 1 wife and 11 Girl child’s in your life .”

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A man went to a saint and asked ” Now a days Iam

very much disappointed and I cannot concentrate on

work, kindly advise me how to over come this problem , “

Then the saint replied , ” You see , what ever work you

do , You must completely get Immersed in it “

Then the man got alarmed and said, ” But sir,

 Iam a professional WELL DIGGER .”

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 courtesy :- To Humor blogs