A
woman walked
into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
“What are you doing?” She
asked.
“Hunting Flies” He responded.
Oh!, Killed any?” She asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 Females”, he
replied.
Intrigued, she asked.
“How can you tell?”
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.
He responded, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone”.
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“
Santa:
What do you want to become in your next life?
Banta: A cockroach.
Santa: Why?Banta: A cockroach.
Banta: Kyun ki meri wife sirf cockroach se hi darti hai.
Two girls are talking about their future husband. One is telling that she will marry An archeologist. Second girl asked why?
She told, “An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have.The older she gets the more interested he is in her.”
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