TEACHER STUDENT JOKE

TEACHER STUDENT CLEAN JOKES

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega

Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would It be showing?
Ramu:  Brotherly love.

 Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:   A holiday

 Physics Teacher: Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?
Student: Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything

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