Saturday, October 20, 2012

HILLARIOUS JOKES


I have got great regards for the sardarji people as they are the first
People to join our military force and their patriotism and hard work
Cannot be questioned . You will definitely agree that fools are there
In all the religions . These jokes are meant for laughing only and I don’t
Have the intention of hurting this people

Boss       :-  “Where were you born ?
Sardarji :-   “In india “.
Boss       :-   “ From which part ?”
Sardarji  :-  “ From the womb “.


One lady was reporting about the theft of her car to a police man

Sardarji  :- “ What is the name of your car ?”

Lady      :- Sorry inspector it is in my mind but I could  not able to
                  Remember ,it starts with “T”
Sardarji  :-  It is a wonder that your car starts with Tea  since all
                    The cars starts with petrol only”.


Sardarji   :- You have cheated me  “.

Salesman :- No sir , I sold good radio only “.

Sardarji    :- Then why the label shows made in japan and the
                     Radio says “All India radio “.


Tourist     :- Whose skeleton is that ?

Sardarji  :-  An old Indian kings  skeleton “

Tourist     :-  And the small skeleton  next to it ?’

Sardarji  :-   That is the same king’s skeleton when he was a child “.

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