LAUGH WITH YOUR FULL
HEART
The son was filling an application form
Son: What shall I write
in the colomn “Mother tongue “ ?
Father :- Wrte as Sharp and two long
Son : ????
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On the way the husband happened to see a call girl ,
immediately
He asks his wife to wait and talk with that call girl and
after returning
The wife asked :- what did you talk with her ?
Husband :-
About business
Wife :- is it your business or her
business?
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Wife :- yesterday I had a dream that you have purchased a
diamond
Neglace for
me
Husband :- it is merely a dream and will never happened in
real
I
also had dream that iam going on tour with my beautiful
Office
typist .
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The trees in that area were discussing about themselves
One tree said :- we are useful to the people and giving
shelter under us
In the hot shine where as the tall coconut never gives
Shelter
Coconut tree said : You are right iam not giving shadow the
reason
Is if any people
stay under me there is a possible
Chance of injuring
them if the coconut falls on their
Head
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Wife :- Do you like
me dear ?
Husband :- certainly I like donkeys very much and I should
also the
By product
of them
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