Wednesday, October 24, 2012

HINDI CHUTKULE


Malik      :- Tum Bathroom me kyu ghas  aaye , Kya tumhe patha nahi 
                    tha ki mai naha raha hoon ?
Nouker  :- Hazur galti ho gayi ,  mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai !


Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha " Beti aaj se mujhe maa aur 
apne sasur ko papa kehna "
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli " Maa  bhaiya  aa gaya hai

Ek autoriksha ke peeche likha tha " Sawan ka intazar ke "
Peeche se ek truck aaya aur riksha ko uda diya aur uske 
peeche likha tha "Aaya sawan jhoom ke "

Banta      :- Tumne apni patni ko birthday per diamond ring 
                      kyon di ? woh to car chahti thi na ?"

Santa      :- Par mai nakal car kaha se leke aataa? 

Doctor   :- Aap ko brain tumour  he 

Patient   :- Oh that is great 

Doctor   :- Aap itna kush kyu ?

Patient  :-  Is se yeh sthapith hota he ki mere paas brian he 

 



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