Malik :- Tum Bathroom me kyu ghas aaye , Kya tumhe patha nahi
tha ki mai naha raha hoon ?
Nouker :- Hazur galti ho gayi , mai samjha tha begum sahiba hai !
Bahu ke ghar aane pe saas ne kaha " Beti aaj se mujhe maa aur
apne sasur ko papa kehna "
Sham ko pati ke aane par biwi boli " Maa bhaiya aa gaya hai
Ek autoriksha ke peeche likha tha " Sawan ka intazar ke "
Peeche se ek truck aaya aur riksha ko uda diya aur uske
peeche likha tha "Aaya sawan jhoom ke "
Banta :- Tumne apni patni ko birthday per diamond ring
kyon di ? woh to car chahti thi na ?"
Santa :- Par mai nakal car kaha se leke aataa?
Doctor :- Aap ko brain tumour he
Patient :- Oh that is great
Doctor :- Aap itna kush kyu ?
Patient :- Is se yeh sthapith hota he ki mere paas brian he
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