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Some political humours

SOME POLITICAL HUMOURS

Abraham Lincoln  was a tallest man and one senator wants to

Make fun of him  he said “ Mr.Lincoln what is  the length a human

Leg should be ?

Lincoln politely replied “ It should reach from the hip to the  ground

In sabarmathi ashram gandhiji has given strict order that  the

Breakfast should be served with neem chutney .The members

Of that ashram has never liked the bitter taste  of neem

Once sardar Patel has visited the ashram the same neem

Chutney was served to him also and he said jokingly “ so

Far gandhiji has taken goat’s milk only and now he has started

Eat the goat’s food also “

The Opponent leader leader shouted at tamilnadu Chief minister

Sri. Annadurai  “ Your days are counted “

With out getting angry replied “ But my steps will be measured

Tamilnadu Electricity minister Sri.OP Raman  was Travelling ina car

In the night , The entire route was in darkness due to power cut

Misnister asked “ How the lights in the car are glowing when

There is  powercut every where ?

MG Ramachandra  Menon during the election assured that he will

Reduce the prices of  post card if he comes to power ,. The poor

Man does not know the postal department is under the control of the central

  

FACE BOOK ARRESTS

New Delhi: The Supreme Court has asked the Maharashtra government to explain why two young women there were arrested for their posts on Facebook last week. The arrests were made under a contentious internet law whose vague wording makes it easy to misuse -  it allows for up to three years in jail for "annoying" and  "offensive" messages sent electronically.

The law - Section 66 (A) of the IT Act - has been challenged by a law student named Shreya Singhal in the Supreme Court on the grounds that it is unconstitutional and violates freedom of speech.  Attorney General GE Vahanvati told the judges today that the law is "well-intended."  They disagreed.  "No, the wording is not well-intended. It can be abused," said Chief Justice of India Altamas Kabir, who yesterday shared fierce criticism of "the Facebook arrests."

Outside court, Ms Singhal said today, "You don't get arrested if you air your views on TV or write in newspapers. Why should it be any different if you post your views on the Net? I do not want to be live in fear of being punished for expressing my views on a public forum as a citizen of a democratic nation...I am not doing this for me, I am doing this for the citizens of this country."

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Be careful on Facebook, says Maharashtra girl who was arrested

Earlier this month, Shaheen Dhada and Rinu Shrinivasan had on Facebook questioned the shutdown of Mumbai for the funeral of Shiv Sena leader Bal Thackeray. The women were released on bail after a few hours; they had been charged with spreading hatred under the contentious section 66(A) of the IT Act; the case against them was dropped yesterday.
In April, a professor in West Bengal, Ambikesh Mahapatra, was arrested for posting a cartoon on social networks of Mamata Banerjee, the chief minister.

The Supreme Court has today issued notice to the West Bengal government too, making it a party in the case. It also issued notices to the governments of Puducherry and Delhi for similar incidents and has sought all responses within four weeks.

The massive public backlash against the arrests in Maharashtra has forced a new scrutiny of internet laws. Yesterday, the government said it has issued new guidelines to control the misuse of Section 66(A), which is widely criticised for its vague wording.  A senior police officer has to sanction any action taken citing this law.

So far, a junior officer in charge of a police station has been able to register cases for alleged violations of the law. Critics point out that this new policy is a suggestion and not binding upon state governments.

Courtesy :- NDTV News 

CAUVERY WATER ISSUE

The meeting of the two chief Minister of Tamilnadu

And Karnataka as per the suggestion of the Supreme

Court has failed to make any difference in the status Karnataka refused to give even single drop

Of water to tamilnadu citing a bad monsoon , depleting water level in their reservoir .Even though tamilnadu was willing to accept what ever

Possible by kartnataka and it has refused . One may think  strange to the suggestion of

Supreme court to go to bilateral talk when  the Karnataka refused to obey the orders of the Prime minister , Cauvery tribunal and high court judgement to release water to tamilnadu to save

The dying samba crops . The action for the adamant

Attitude of the Karnataka lays in the hands of our

Prime minister

   Enforce a bye law to nationalize all the      

   rivers and water resources  and under a  

   central panel the water sources will be

Distributed to different states as per their

Requirements

Dismiss the Karnataka government for contempt

Of court and tribunal order and enforce president rule in that state .

Stop the hide and seek between the central and

State government . Jagdish Shetter , a BJP man

Want to  give trouble to the congress government By refusing to give water to tamilnadu And the congress want to utilize the attitude Karnataka government to their favor in the Coming election.

The severe action on the Karnataka government will send a warning note to kerala which is having the similar attitude towards tamilnadu

       

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Airtel has introduced 4G service in Kolkata recently and it is the only 4G sevice provider in india. As there is no equipment for getting the 4G service and airtel is providing a dongle for getting this service . Please watch the video to know the difference between 3G and 4G service . Thanks to youtube

DO YOU KNOW

DO YOU KNOW ?

Human Jaw can bear the weight upto  280 KG

20 crores people are left handers in the world .

Bamboo tree will have flowers once in 35 years .

The life span of crocodile is 300 years

Four children are delivered in a second .

The first country to give voting power women is

Newzealand

The first printing press was started in Goa in india .

90% percent o silver production in the world is

From Mexico

One generation means 35 years .

Maximum quantity of copper is produced by Zambia

More educated  state in india is kerala and 90% of

Them consume liquor. 

 

A PATHETIC STORY OF A SCHOOL TEACHER

With a double PhD, this man was begging in the streets





Jaipur: Till this afternoon, Dinesh Dwivedi, age 50, a retired school teacher, spent large parts of his day begging in the streets of Jaipur.

He has a pension of Rs. 35,000 a month, and owns a small haveli in the walled city of Jaipur and shops in this crowded market place.

But Mr Dwivedi, a double PhD in Sanskrit, was beaten often by his son, a 25-year-old with an alleged drug habit.

"I begged him again and again, with folded hands, to spare me...but he would hit me with a stone...or a stick."

Mr Dwivedi has three children. His elder daughter is married but his younger son and daughter live with him. His son, Saurabh, is unmarried and is a school dropout.

"I was not born addicted to smack," he says, sitting on the steps at his father's house. "I was tricked into addiction by people who want to grab the property that my father and I own."

But neighbours say Saurabh beats both his father and his younger sister mercilessly. He also sells anything he can lay his hands on in the house to pay for his drug habits.

Local government officials heard of Mr Dwivedi's plight through media reports today and showed up this afternoon at his house in Bhrampuri in Jaipur's old city to help. They went out looking for him with his son, and found him begging only two lanes away from his house. Mr Dwivedi, who could barely crawl on the road, was then moved to a state-run home for senior citizens.

For the past five years, however, in a busy neighbourhood, neighbours and people who lived inside Mr Dwivedi's house on rent, walked past him as he asked strangers for a few coins without intervening.


A bitter lesson to be learned dear senior citizens please dont register your properties 
on your son's name before your death 

DR.AMBEDKAR

SOME FACTS ABOUT DR.AMBEDKAR

His original name was  Bhim Rao Ramji

 His birth date was  14^th

He is 14^th child of his parent

He was married at the age of 14^th

He was awarded “Bharat ratna on 14^th 1990

Posthumously .

He has coverted to Buddhism on 14^th

He has formed a party namely Indian

Labour party in1936 and has won many

Assembly seats in Bombay election in 1937

He has drafted Indian constitution in 15^th

August

He has married Dr.Sharada Kabir who was

A saraswat Bhramin lady in the year 1948

He died to due diabetics in  15^th December

He Has encouraged mass conversion of

Back ward hindus to buddhsism

STRANGE FACTS ABOUT OUR PRESIDENTS

                         STRANGE  FACTS ABOUT OUR PRESIDENTS

        Neelam sanjiv reddy is the only person who was elected for the Post of President unopposed

Before becoming the president of India Sri.Radhakrishnan and K.R. Narayanan  were the ambassador of india in foreign countries

Babu Rajendra Prasad , Fakrudeen Ali ,Neelam Sanjiv reddy , Zail singh, Abdul kalam were directly elected as the president With out serving as Vice president.

The only president who die while in service is Jaheer Hussain

R.K Narayan is the only president who has casted his vote

By standing in the common que

VV.Giri has tendered his resignation as Vice president of India For participating in the presidential election

Pratheeba patil is the only president who has spent more than  240 crores for her foreign trips

Venkatraman was not allowed  inside Chidambaram temple as He was wearing shirt

Judge Hidayatulla  was the only interim president of India

Fakrudeen Ali ahmad is the only president who has signed

Emergency declaration in 1975

VV Giri was not the congress candidate but won the election by Conscious votes from the congress   

SOME INSPIRATIONAL THOUGHTS WITH PICTURES

SOURCE :- WEB SITE

WORLD'S SHORTEST WOMAN GETS ADMITTED TO COLLEGE GOD'S WONDERFUL CREATION courtesy Youtube

PATIENT DOCTOR JOKES

1) Patient-Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Doctor- Don't talk rubbish!


2) Lady to the doctor over the phone.
"Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can't get into it."

Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress."

Lady: Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.


3) Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"

Doctor: "Why?"

Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."


4) Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!


5) Doctor:WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU ?
PATIENT:I AM GOING TO DIE IN TEN MINUTES.
DOCTOR:WAIT FOR TWENTY MINUTES I AM COMING.


6) While visiting a friend who was in the hospital,I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what was the significance.

"Nothing,"she said with a smile."It,s just to keep the doctors away."


7) Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.


8) "Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?"
"Try to resist the temptation but if you can't, get me a new television"


9) PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.

DOCTOR:-TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP

PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.

DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.
Courtesy :- web sites

HILLARIOUS COMEDIES

Dear Visitors .

The hilarious jokes are not my own they are collected  from

The collection of jokes from the web And if any one feel it is

Awkward joke , kindly excuse  me and I will not publish

Such jokes in future . Thank you for visiting my blog

A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, are you

 good  in bed  ?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife

answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady,

  are you good  in bed ?“and she slams the door shut.
The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay

home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man

 she is very  good in bed and see what happens. The door bell rings,

 the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady are you good in

bed   ?" to which she says, "Yes, I do." The man then tells her, "Well

then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife."

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One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I

guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that.

There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything

quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of

 your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and

tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a

urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer

 he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer

started making some noise and various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

 You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid

 heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.......

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology

 was and how it would change medical science forever, he

began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided

to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool

sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and

daughter. . He went back to the drug store, located the

computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights,

and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is

too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm.

Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is

using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife

 is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer

ONE VISIT TO MY OLD FRIEND

 ONE VISIT TO MY DEAR FRIEND

Recently I have visited my close friend , both of us joined

In OCS at the same time who knows well about me and

Family . He and and his wife have invited me inside and

Offered me coffee.His flat was having the same old appearance

What it was before 20 years , the same old usha fan ,an old

BPL TV and Bajaj Cub scooter which he has purchased along

With  me is standing before the flat .  He looks very older than

Me as iam elder to him I asked him casually

“How are you enjoying the retired life “  

He said “Days are pulling with out any interest in life “

He is having only one married daughter and have no son

To support him morally in the retired age . He is a well off

Person with huge balance in the bank and have invested

Lot of money in the share market and there is no necessity

To seek employment after retirement

I said “ Why cant you enjoy  the retired life in a better way 

like others You are having plenty of money and it is high time

 for you To enjoy it by going to pilgrimage to different temples

 , re Constructing the old flat ,purchasing a smart TV,buying car

As you may feel very difficulty to go different places by bus

Which is always crowded and what for you are saving the

Money like this ? . You don’t have any son and naturally all

Your earnings goes to your son in law who is not your blood

Relation and what is the harm in enjoying a portion of your

Hardly earned money for your own happiness?”

He said “ You may be correct but my son in law is my

Daughters husband is it not ?”

I said “ I respect your sentiments in this but you can do

One thing  , you don’t know who will reach the lords feet first

 it may be either you or your wife . You execute a Will

Stating that the entire properties and earning should go to

The survivor (It may be yourself or your wife only God knows)

And after the death of the survivor the entire earning will  goes

To your  Son In law . In the absence of a son it is a good protection

For the survivor. He said “It is a better idea but I have to think before

The execution of the will” I left his house with the satisfaction that

Definitely he think over the pros and con of my advice and take

Positive steps for the future

News on arrest of two girls

MUMBAI: Shiv Sena leader Sanjay Raut has justified the arrest of two girls who were held for commenting on Facebook questioning the Mumbai shutdown in the wake of Bal Thackeray's death, were sent to judicial custody but granted bail soon thereafter.

Saying that the law has taken its own course, Sanjay Raut said that the party supports the police action as this led would a led to a law and order situation, NDTV reported.

Earlier, the ten people arrested on Tuesday for having vandalised the clinic of the uncle of Shaheen Dhada, the girl whose comment on Facebook has ignited a debate on free speech in the country.

Bail was granted to the accused on a surety of Rs 7,500 each.

The accused had earlier been sent to 14 days' judicial custody by the Palghar sessions court for 14 days on the order First Class Magistrate R G Bagade.

Earlier, the girl's father and uncle had been summoned to police station for 'questioning'.

The police have come under fire over the arrest of the girl, 21-year-old college student Shaheen Dhada, for posting the comment and her friend, Renu Srinivasan, for clicking 'Like' on the Facebook update.

Meanwhile, the two girls have deactivated their Facebook accounts fearing a backlash by vandals.

It has not been ascertained if the men who were arrested and granted bail are members of the Shiv Sena.
Maharashtra Director General of Police Sanjeev Dayal has ordered a probe into the arrest of the girl and her friend.

"An inquiry has been ordered in the case and a report will be submitted by the inspector general of the Konkan range Saturday," Dayal told IANS.

Press Council of India Chairman Markandey Katju on Monday criticised the arrests in strong words and requested Maharashtra Chief Minister Prithviraj Chavan to suspend the official who arrested the girls.

"I received an email stating that the woman has been arrested for protesting on Facebook against the shutdown in Mumbai on the occasion of the death of Mr. Bal Thackeray. It is alleged that she has been arrested for allegedly hurting religious sentiments," Katju wrote.

Katju said that it was absurd to say that protesting against a bandh hurt religious sentiments.

Katju said if no action was taken he would "deem it that you as chief minister are unable to run the state in a democratic manner as envisaged by the constitution to which you have taken oath, and then the legal consequences will follow".

He wrote a second email to Chavan later and sought an explanation as to why there was no response to his previous message.

"You have not replied to my email but only forwarded it to someone called Amitabh Rajan, whom I do not know, and who has not had the courtesy to respond to me," Katju wrote.

"Please realise that the matter is much too serious to be taken in this cavalier manner, because the principle of liberty is at stake. The entire nation wants to know what action you have taken. I would therefore request you to immediately let me know what you are doing in this matter," he added.

Katju told Chavan that silence was not an option for him in the matter and that the entire nation was furious at this apparently illegal arrest.

Terming the girls' arrest as "blatant misuse of state machinery", Katju asked what action was taken against the "delinquent policemen".

An official from Palghar police station in Thane rural confirmed the arrests and said the girls were released on bail Monday after they were presented in a local court.

Reports here said that both the girls were booked and arrested under Section 295(a) of the Indian Penal Code (for hurting religious sentiments) and Section 64(a) of the Information Technology Act, 2000.

Katju earlier wrote to the chief minister: "I request you to immediately order the suspension, arrest, chargesheeting and criminal prosecution of the police personnel (however high they may be) who ordered as well as implemented the arrest of that woman."


Courtesy :- Web news
One small question from me " Are we Living in a democratic country or
Kundas Rajaya ?" 

Pictures taken during pune training

when ever the training was conducted in DTS pune 
i will definately accepting  it because , the wonderful
climate and nice food served by the departmental
canteen and very kind and co operative staff  and the
beautiful alandhi temple 

BUSINESS TECHNIQUE

BUSINESSMAN   TECHNIQUE

The  bus has stopped for half an hour  for taking

Lunch and by that time one old man and young

Man with basket full bananas enter into the bus

The old man was telling that for ten rupees he

Will give 5 bananas and the younger man said

That he will give 6 bananas for ten rupees . with in

15 minutes  the young man was able to sell half

of the basket of bananas and and no one has

purchased from the old . On seeing this one

corporate business man  asked the old man “ Why cant

you give 6 bananas for ten rupees  like the young

man you would have sold more  “ The old man

replied” The young man is none other my son

and both are doing the same business the people

mentality will be such that they will purchase bananas

from the vendor who is  giving more bananas that

is the reason I said that I will give 5 bananas for ten

rupees

BIRTDAY CELEBRATIONS

                 BIRTH DAY CELEBRATIONS

I have got a very good regards for Dr. Ambedkar

As he has taken Himalayan task to uplift the backward

Class and his roll in constituting  IPC (Indian Penal Code)

Along with a famous Bar at law Sri Alladi Krishna Rao cannot

Be ignored in the Indian History He was the champion of the

Backward and economically weaker section

 Every year his birthday  is celebrated in a grand manner

Which he deserve it . The Central government  has sent a

GO to all the government office to celebrate his birthday

With out fail . All the government offices including VSNL were

Celebrating  his birthday every year . In some offices the

The head of the office like GM and DGM were conducting

The celebration  irrespective of their likeness to celebrate it

For the fear of of branding them as anti scheduled caste

In VSNL Chennai his birthday was celebrated in a grand

Manner in every year and one year on the eve of his birthday the 

recreation Club has arranged to conduct a tournament and

invited me To participate in it as I was one of the good Table

tennis Player . I politely refused to take part in it saying that

I respect Ambedkar very much but it is  not possible for

Me to play any tournament  other than our club’s annual

Tournament

 . 

FIITING FAREWELL TO BAL THACKREY

Fitting farewell to Bal Thackrey

Bal Thackrey desrve a grand funeral

 as he  Has worked very hard for the uplift of

Maharshtrian and a great protector for

The hindu  but he is a regional party leader

And not a national leader or political bigwig

And two girls were arrested for giving

Comment on the complete shut down of

Mumbai and these girls has neither wounded the

Feelings of any one nor promoting hatred any

Community or religion. It is a clear case of abuse

Of authority .And one of the girl’s hospital was

Attacked and no case as been booked to the

Culprits . One will have the doubt about who is 

running the government in maharshtra 

LATEST HINDI CHUTKULE

Sardarni : Lo light chali gayi.
Sardar : Light chali gayi hai to fan chala do.
Sardarni :Lo fir se kar di na sardaro wali baat. Agar fan chalaunga to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi!

Sardar to doctor: Jab mein sota hu to mere sapne me Live IPL Cricket match ane lagta hai.
Doctor: Koi baat nahi ye medicine sone se pehle kha lena.
Sardar: Kal se khaonga, aaj to final match hai!!!

Teacher : Santa batao ‘M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!
Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?
Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gay

Son(On Phone) : Maa! aaj hum 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Mother : Sabbash Beta! Ladka hua ya ladki.
Son : Nahi maa! tumhari bahu ne dusri shaadi kar li.

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
.
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

Santa : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.
Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?
Santa : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RATION CARD chalega?

Santa : Tumhari biwi ka kya naam hai?
Banta : Google Kaur.
Santa : Ye kaisa naam hai?
Banta : Yaar mein jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai!

Golu : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?
Mom : Nahi to beta!
Golu : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

House owner: Rs 500 kiraya hoga.
Tanent: Thik hai. Lekin aapke ghar me chuhey nach rahe hai.
House owner: To saale 500 me kya  Iswarya roy c nachegi?

tENALI RAMAN STORIES

The Tenali Rama and the three dolls

There was a great king called Krishna Deva Raya. One of his great ministers was Tenali Rama. Though extremely wise, he believed in teaching everything through fun. So he was called Vikata kavi- humorous poet
One day a wealth merchant came to the court of Krishna Deva Raya. He was from some other country. After saluting the king, he told, “Great king, People tell me that you have lot of wise ministers. If you permit me, I want to test them. “ The king became curious and agreed.
The merchant then gave the king three exactly similar looking dolls and told him, “Sir, these dolls look same but are different. Please ask your wise ministers to find out the difference. I would come back after 30 days. If none of you can find it, I will assume that you do not have any wise minister.” The king agreed and merchant went back.
Then the king called all his ministers except Tenali Rama and gave them each three days time to find out the difference between the dolls. None of them were able to find out. The king started getting worried. Then he called Tenali Rama. When Tenali Rama came, he gave the dolls told him, “Rama, I did not trouble earlier because I thought it must be very simple. But so far none of them have been able to find out the difference. I also tried and I was also not able to find out the difference. The pride of our country now depends on you.” Tenali Rama accepted the dolls and spent three days with the dolls. He was also finding it very difficult. But at last he found out.
Next day, he went to the court. The merchant also came that day. Then Tenali Rama told him, “These dolls are different. One is very good, another medium and another bad.” The merchant, the king and all other ministers asked, “Which is which?”
Then Tenali Rama showed them a tiny hole in the ears of the dolls. He took the first doll and put a very thin wire through this hole. The wire came out of the doll’s mouth. For the next doll, the wire came out of its other ear. For the third doll, the wire went to his heart and never came out. Tenali Rama told, “The first doll, where the wire came out of its mouth is bad. It represents people, to whom, if we tell a secret, they will tell it to others. The second doll, where the wire came out of the other ear, represents people who do not understand what you say. They are harmless and are medium. Tin case of the third, the secret goes to the heart and is preserved there.”
The merchant and the king were pleased by Tenali Raman’s finding and gave him lot of presents. Then Tenali Rama told them that his explanation was wrong .He told them, “There is another explanation. The fist doll represents people who hear and teach it to others. So they are good. The second doll represents people who hear and do not understand. So they are medium. The third type of people are those who learn things and do not teach it to any body and keep everything secret. They are bad people.” Then the king asked, “Is there any other explanation?” Can you reply him?

SOURCE - STORIES OF TENALI RAMAN 

2G SPECTRUM NEWS

India’s 2G Spectrum Auction Ends,Govt. receives bids worth just Rs.9407 cr

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Back in February, the Supreme Court of India went on to cancel 122 licences which were granted to nine carriers by then telecom minister A Raja in 2008.
And the Government was ordered to conduct fresh auctions by the Supreme Court.


No telco applied for an all-India licence, saying the government's base price of Rs. 14,000 crore for 5 MHz of GSM airwaves in all the 22 telecom zones was too high. This is more than seven times what companies paid in the 2008 grant process. The Telecom Ministry had planned to hold two separate auctions for airwaves used by GSM and CDMA (Code Division Multiple Access)-based mobile phone carriers. But the CDMA auction had to be cancelled after both bidders—Videocon and Tata Teleservices—pulled out.

Two key circles—Delhi and Mumbai—had no bidders; neither did Karnataka and Rajasthan as the operators felt that the base price for the spectrum in these circles were too high. The government may put these circles on auction again later.

According to DoT, Norwegian telecommunications group Telenor (known as Uninor / Telewings) won 2G Spectrum in six telecom circles (Andhra Pradesh, Bihar, Gujarat, Maharashtra, UP-East, UP – West).Uninor is leaving Mumbai circle

Videocon won in six telecom circles(Bihar, Gujarat, Haryana, Madhya Pradedsh, UP – East, UP West).

Idea Cellular won in all seven telecom circles in which it was set to lose its licence after the court order(Asaam, Bihar, J&K, Kolkata, North East, Orissa, Tamilnadu, West Bengal)

Bharti Airtel won spectrum in one circle(Assam)

Vodafone India won in 14 telecom circles(Assam, Bihar, Haryana, Himachal Pradesh, J&K, Kerala, Madhya Pradesh, Maharashtra, North East, Orissa, Punjab, UP East, UP West, West Bengal).

i think the subscribers of Uninor will be affected the most because it is has license to operate only in six circles as compared previous of 22. so if u guys do MNP

Courtesy :- Web news

Tenali Raman was the vidhushak in the court of King krishnadeva raya and he is not only a comedian but very cunning and intellegent .All of his stories were very pleasant to watch and here isan animated story of him . Courtesy by : youtube .com- Tenali Raman's Brinjal Curry - English Story

MY MEMORIES OF BOMBAY LIFE

MEMORIES OF MUMBAI LIFE

I was promoted on transfer to VSNL office during 1985 and

I was hesitating to accept the offer due to lack of fluency in

Hindi and drive against the south Indian by shiva Sena

I was given  a portion of the flat  in VSNL quarters  by one

Of the Engineer incharge who was from Chennai VSNL

By that time Shiva sena’s activities  were in the high

Altitude and south Indians especially Malayalees  were

Attacked  . There was a reason behind its attack on

Malayalle . Tamilians , Telugu people and kannadigas will

Adjust to the place and situation and freely mingle with

Maharashtrian where as the malayalee will keep a separate

Identity and will not mingle with the people there .

Behind the Pantnagar , Ghatgopar quarters there was

One Shiva Sena party office and tamil people never

Used to go through that street . One my colleague

Has warned me not to go to that street by wearing

Dhotis because they can identify me easily as south

Indian.  But I boldly went near their office wearing

\dhotis and applying Ashes on my fore head . Nothing

Has happened except some people in the shiva sena

Office looking at me Strangely as if though they are seeing

A strange animal .

Some english words and its meaning

SOME WORDS AND  ITS MEANING

1.  Error                 :-   wrong things done unknowingly

2. Mistake            :-     Wrong things done knowing the consequence

3. Discover            :-     Find out an object or place which is already 

                                    exists

4. Invention          :-     Find out an objects ,or theory which is not  

                                   existed

5. Popular             :-    Famous in a good way

6. notorious           :-   Famous  in a bad way