Friday, November 16, 2012

LOVE LETTER OF A COMPUTER ENGINEER

Love Letter Of A Computer Engineer


Sweet heart,


I’ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local 
train platform and realized that you are the only site 
I was browsing for. For a long time I’ve been lonely;
 this has been the bug in my life and you can be a
 real debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which 
never produces an executable code and hence is useless.
 You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX 
controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives
 me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing 
power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my
 program modules are running smoothly and giving 
expected results. which I never experienced before.

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that 
if we are linked together, I’ll provide you all objects
 & libraries necessary for a human being to live
 an error free life.

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to 
your database so that my connect script will fail.

And its all but certain that if
this happened to me,
 my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly
 interpret this letter properly and grant me all 
privileges of your inbox. Error free…


Regards,



Software Programmer

Today This company
Tomorrow That Company
But always want Ur Company!
 
courtesy :- Collected from the net 

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