Some political humours

SOME POLITICAL HUMOURS

Abraham Lincoln  was a tallest man and one senator wants to

Make fun of him  he said “ Mr.Lincoln what is  the length a human

Leg should be ?

Lincoln politely replied “ It should reach from the hip to the  ground

In sabarmathi ashram gandhiji has given strict order that  the

Breakfast should be served with neem chutney .The members

Of that ashram has never liked the bitter taste  of neem

Once sardar Patel has visited the ashram the same neem

Chutney was served to him also and he said jokingly “ so

Far gandhiji has taken goat’s milk only and now he has started

Eat the goat’s food also “

The Opponent leader leader shouted at tamilnadu Chief minister

Sri. Annadurai  “ Your days are counted “

With out getting angry replied “ But my steps will be measured

Tamilnadu Electricity minister Sri.OP Raman  was Travelling ina car

In the night , The entire route was in darkness due to power cut

Misnister asked “ How the lights in the car are glowing when

There is  powercut every where ?

MG Ramachandra  Menon during the election assured that he will

Reduce the prices of  post card if he comes to power ,. The poor

Man does not know the postal department is under the control of the central