Monday, November 26, 2012

PATIENT DOCTOR JOKES

1) Patient-Doctor, Doctor everyone keeps throwing me in the garbage.

Doctor- Don't talk rubbish!


2) Lady to the doctor over the phone.
"Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can't get into it."

Doctor: Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress."

Lady: Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.


3) Man: "Doctor, Doctor! My wooden leg is giving me a headache!"

Doctor: "Why?"

Man: "Because my wife keeps hitting me on the head with it."


4) Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!


5) Doctor:WHAT HAD HAPPENED TO YOU ?
PATIENT:I AM GOING TO DIE IN TEN MINUTES.
DOCTOR:WAIT FOR TWENTY MINUTES I AM COMING.


6) While visiting a friend who was in the hospital,I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what was the significance.

"Nothing,"she said with a smile."It,s just to keep the doctors away."


7) Assistant: Doctor the invisible man has come for his check up.
Doctor: Tell him I can't see him.


8) "Doctor I keep stealing things. What can I do?"
"Try to resist the temptation but if you can't, get me a new television"


9) PATIENT:-DOCTOR I AM FEELING SEVER ITCHING,GIVE ME A MEDICINE PLEASE.

DOCTOR:-TAKE THIS SLIP TO THE MEDICAL SHOP

PATIENT:-IF I USE THIS MEDICINE,I CAN SOLVE THIS ITCHING.

DOCTOR:-I GAVE THIS FOR GROWING YOUR NAILS FOR SCRATCHING.

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