SOME HUMOUR

                                     SOME HUMOUR

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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die 

without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole 

marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, 

I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept

 with dozens of them."
His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you 

the poison?"

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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why is 

the lady dressed in white?"
His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this

 is the happiest day of her life."
The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the man 

dressed in black?"

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Good Bad and ugly

Good: You're pregnant. Bad: It's triplets. Ugly: Your husband had a
vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your husband is not talking to you. Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He's a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing. Bad: He's involved with the woman
next door. Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room. Bad: You find several
pornographic movies hidden there. Ugly: You're in them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion. Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.
Good: You give "the birds and the bees" talk to your 14-year-old
daughter. Bad: She keeps interrupting. Ugly: With corrections.
Good: Your daughter got a new job. Bad: As a hooker. Ugly: Your
co-workers are her best clients. Way Ugly: She makes more money than
you do!

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 Peter  :- My bucket is having hole in it , can you repair it ?

Doctor :- What nonsense  , Iam a doctor

Peter   :- I know it Sir , you are expert in plastic surgery

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