HILLARIOUS COMEDIES

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The hilarious jokes are not my own they are collected  from

The collection of jokes from the web And if any one feel it is

Awkward joke , kindly excuse  me and I will not publish

Such jokes in future . Thank you for visiting my blog

A wife answers the door bell and a man asks her, "Lady, are you

 good  in bed  ?" and she slams the door shut. The next day the wife

answers the door bell and its the same guy and he asks her, "Lady,

  are you good  in bed ?“and she slams the door shut.
The woman tells her husband about the guy and he says he will stay

home from work the next day and this time she should tell the man

 she is very  good in bed and see what happens. The door bell rings,

 the woman answers the door, the man asks, "Lady are you good in

bed   ?" to which she says, "Yes, I do." The man then tells her, "Well

then tell your husband to make use of it and stay away from my wife."

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One day, Pete complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts. I

guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that.

There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything

quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of

 your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and

tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00.

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a

urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer

 he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The computer

started making some noise and various lights started flashing.

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

 You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid

 heavy labor. It will be better in two weeks.......

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology

 was and how it would change medical science forever, he

began to wonder if this computer could be fooled. He decided

to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool

sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and

daughter. . He went back to the drug store, located the

computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its lights,

and printed out the following analysis: Your tap water is

too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has ringworm.

Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. Your daughter is

using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife

 is pregnant ....... twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer